I am behind on blogging again, but whatever.
So last weekend I was in a department store looking at sunglasses when the elder sales associate came over and said, "Can I help you" I came back with my usual sassy remark "Nope we are beyond help" (and patted my stomach, which of course I should have even done). Her eyes lit up like a little kid at Christmas and she pulled out her paper thin scary hands and grabbed my belly. "Oh, now when are you due?" "September" *sigh*. Then I got the usual response. Her eyes got big and a look of complete sympathy came across her face. "Oh, well, uh, um, it IS almost June, so you really don't have That far to go."
Yeah, nice cover Granny, I am huge, I waddle, and now you made me feel like my stomach is a magic eight ball. Have a nice day.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment